if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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