so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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