I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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