You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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