i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Hello my rib-scented angel!
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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