i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Holy shit dude........stairs
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