Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He better not be in your backpack
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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