Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you would pick up someone in the library
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Randomize