My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
