I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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