i just wanna soil my oats bro
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
