no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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