I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
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turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?