I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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