He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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