My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
God, I missed his penis.
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