She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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