"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I think people are normalizing furries
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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