Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
40s are totally the cure
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