Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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