Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He has the fingertips of a God
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