no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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