so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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