Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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