the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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