you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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