I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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