So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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