i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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