hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!