Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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