sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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