He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
where does the pee come out of this thing
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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