the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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