Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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