Cold hands, warm shart.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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