Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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