I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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