you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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