Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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