Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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