I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I have post one night stand depression
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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