I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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