I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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