Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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