im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Randomize
