would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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