Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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