and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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