i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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