fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize