I wanna bring you to show and tell
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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