Soap is not a condiment
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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