no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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